Monday, November 8, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
cannibal
ever heard of jaws...yeah tghat same freakin picture directed by that chinese dude steven spillberg...there was a part 4:attack of the asian yellowed skinned cannibals.it was a big hit in france cause the idea of people eatin people started a new dish in france,chinese legs. no, not frog egs but chinese legs. there were other dishes as well, ice cold eyeball, sweet and sour turban, hot plate sonkok and yes the eva popular hitlers surprise.well the suprise wqas actually hes missin balls from world war two. But, lets go back 2 the main topic,cannibals, im starting to think that they are japanese, cause they got laods of things in common. both of them eat retarted stuff. japs eat shark fin whill they eat ur nutz. japs eat monkey brains while they put a straw in ur ear and think its a freakin slurpy. imagine their 7/11 slogan, ‘τ≡Émµ╕87èÖ7↔√òÇ↔$╜╚0ÉX╛↔ë'
dun get confused... its indian...jus pay sumone 5 bucks to translate. there are many famous people in tghe world that are cannibals are yet gay... bush, saddam ghiam,einstein,mcdonalds and yes tjhe famous russian ruler hitler. the nut ate his own 2 balls.
(C)opyrite swineflu
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its not free. i would to thank our sponcers coke and nkf for making this post possible. remember to donate ur kidneys. a kidney a day keeps the terrorist away.
dun get confused... its indian...jus pay sumone 5 bucks to translate. there are many famous people in tghe world that are cannibals are yet gay... bush, saddam ghiam,einstein,mcdonalds and yes tjhe famous russian ruler hitler. the nut ate his own 2 balls.
(C)opyrite swineflu
terms and conditions do not apply
batteries are included 50 cent each
each sold seperately
its not free. i would to thank our sponcers coke and nkf for making this post possible. remember to donate ur kidneys. a kidney a day keeps the terrorist away.
Friday, January 29, 2010
a couple of good links on youtube
so as usual i go on the computer on sats and find some stupid shyt on youtube.heres a few reccomndations when u eva go utube.
peter chow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Wh3Cw32Ug
when u click on this video, look towards the right after watching, if ya like it there are some other vidoes he made, check them out as well.
bad romance parody, alrite this is the funniest shyt if i have
seen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESKGuXsVJE
alrite thats about it and enjoy.any of you french bastards have good vids jus tell me, on this blog its all about da stuff
(C)opyright singh
peter chow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Wh3Cw32Ug
when u click on this video, look towards the right after watching, if ya like it there are some other vidoes he made, check them out as well.
bad romance parody, alrite this is the funniest shyt if i have
seen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESKGuXsVJE
alrite thats about it and enjoy.any of you french bastards have good vids jus tell me, on this blog its all about da stuff
(C)opyright singh
survival
Alrite as we all know...u need 3 basic things to survive in this world...milo,shelter and chicken rice.Without this 3 things u cant even get up in the mourning and scold ur neighbour...FUCK U.
But thats life and basically survival.But seriously, dun scold ur neighbour, if his chinese he might just give u an oldfashioned kung fu kick up ur nose. muslims will hack u to death with their parangs and singhs might just feed u to death or choke u whicheva comes first. But, thats not the point. The point is survival, when theres a drought or famine, dun listen to the government and stay claim. CREATE PANIC...cause all thats done is allow them to relax. but if u panic than they will kanchiong and give u wat u desire faster.when u are stuck in the jungle with no one else and only a bottle of water, surrounded by tigers. u got two options, one become tiger food or kik tem in the noose and hope they kana nose block. run after that cause they mite kill ya. some people at this point might have to say"WTF, WAT HAS ALL THIS GOOTA DO WITH THE TOPIC"but remember gottein lost in a jungle is easy cause u neva know when u might lose ur compass. some people say follow ur instincts but dun bother, all that has done is feed hungry tigers and cannibals in the jungle. so for those of u who have jus read this post. u just wasted 3 minutes cause all of this is (C)opyright singh 1993 - untill i finnaly cant talkcock no more.
But thats life and basically survival.But seriously, dun scold ur neighbour, if his chinese he might just give u an oldfashioned kung fu kick up ur nose. muslims will hack u to death with their parangs and singhs might just feed u to death or choke u whicheva comes first. But, thats not the point. The point is survival, when theres a drought or famine, dun listen to the government and stay claim. CREATE PANIC...cause all thats done is allow them to relax. but if u panic than they will kanchiong and give u wat u desire faster.when u are stuck in the jungle with no one else and only a bottle of water, surrounded by tigers. u got two options, one become tiger food or kik tem in the noose and hope they kana nose block. run after that cause they mite kill ya. some people at this point might have to say"WTF, WAT HAS ALL THIS GOOTA DO WITH THE TOPIC"but remember gottein lost in a jungle is easy cause u neva know when u might lose ur compass. some people say follow ur instincts but dun bother, all that has done is feed hungry tigers and cannibals in the jungle. so for those of u who have jus read this post. u just wasted 3 minutes cause all of this is (C)opyright singh 1993 - untill i finnaly cant talkcock no more.
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
2012
im sure all u bastrds have watch the movie by now.But what u do not know that its all fake. during 2012 all the planets wont aline, all the turbans will and at this point of time so much gee(butter) is created that it will flood the entire portion of india. once this happens the sun will ignite all the gee and boom instant campfie all over india.WIT THIS all the chinese in china will turn from a plae yellow colour to a tanned choa tah colour. and no, this is not because of global warmin but because of all the burning indians running around like idiots in a circle.once this happens so much smoke will be created that it will cover the entire atmosphere of earth.with this all the plants will die and with the decrease in indians and chinese population there will be a shrtage of gays and stupid idoits who not only started sars but use toilet paper and put paint in baby milk. now tats realy fuckin stupid. afterwhich bush will than try 2 stop the fire by fartin and as tyhe fire gets bigga he will jus call it another act of terrorism and move on.if u are wonderin wat happened 2 obama... he lost tghe elections against bush in 2011.so if u paid 10 dollars to watch the movie i go 5 words for ya. U HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF.by indians.
terms and conditions apply.everything u have jus read is classified information, shoot urself up[on reading and stop jumping off buldings. i hate red cement.
(C)copyright singh
terms and conditions apply.everything u have jus read is classified information, shoot urself up[on reading and stop jumping off buldings. i hate red cement.
(C)copyright singh
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
mcdonaldys?
INTRO
Imagine a hairy indian clown in a bikini with a nose more red than a potato and affro pink hair.a.k.a mcdonaldys. he is 8 foot long with a beird...two eyes, a nose, 3 eyebrows and ear hair.+ white face like as if a dozen pigeons shyt on his face. so this joker cooks foods, not sure if halal but yes the fish burger is off the hook.
FAQ
why u should not eat mcdonaldys?
(1)it gives u nose cram and sore eyes +balding
(2)its indian food and we all know that indian food makes u shyt fire
(3)it has tobbaco and nicotine and swine flu and sars and mad cow disease and pigeons poop and fresh rabbits and cow dunk and nosehair and chicken curry
(4)waiting time 2 short which means they anyhow fry ur food
(5)the menu sucks and the waitress all chinese
(6)the chili packet got anti christ synbol
(7) its indian food and not halal
why u should eat mcdonaldys?
(1)i have no idea cause it sucks but i still think that the fish burger is off the hook
TERNS AND CONDITION APPLY NO CHILI SAUCE INCLUDED EACH SOLD SEPERATELY. CHICKEN RICE IS GOOD.JESUS IS BLACK.CHINESE FOOD SHOULD BE HALAL.THE CHURCH LOOKS LIKE THE MOSQUE AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST FOR ALL OF NU THAT READ THIS MESSAGE SHOULD KNOW IT WAS ENDOURSED BY THE LATE SADDAM HUISSEIN'S SISTER UNCLES BROTHER NEPHEWS GIRLFRIENDS GAY BROTHA NIGGA FRIEND WHO IS HALAL.
Imagine a hairy indian clown in a bikini with a nose more red than a potato and affro pink hair.a.k.a mcdonaldys. he is 8 foot long with a beird...two eyes, a nose, 3 eyebrows and ear hair.+ white face like as if a dozen pigeons shyt on his face. so this joker cooks foods, not sure if halal but yes the fish burger is off the hook.
FAQ
why u should not eat mcdonaldys?
(1)it gives u nose cram and sore eyes +balding
(2)its indian food and we all know that indian food makes u shyt fire
(3)it has tobbaco and nicotine and swine flu and sars and mad cow disease and pigeons poop and fresh rabbits and cow dunk and nosehair and chicken curry
(4)waiting time 2 short which means they anyhow fry ur food
(5)the menu sucks and the waitress all chinese
(6)the chili packet got anti christ synbol
(7) its indian food and not halal
why u should eat mcdonaldys?
(1)i have no idea cause it sucks but i still think that the fish burger is off the hook
TERNS AND CONDITION APPLY NO CHILI SAUCE INCLUDED EACH SOLD SEPERATELY. CHICKEN RICE IS GOOD.JESUS IS BLACK.CHINESE FOOD SHOULD BE HALAL.THE CHURCH LOOKS LIKE THE MOSQUE AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST FOR ALL OF NU THAT READ THIS MESSAGE SHOULD KNOW IT WAS ENDOURSED BY THE LATE SADDAM HUISSEIN'S SISTER UNCLES BROTHER NEPHEWS GIRLFRIENDS GAY BROTHA NIGGA FRIEND WHO IS HALAL.
Sunday, August 9, 2009
the truth about asians
yeah its true. i know ur fucking secret. u guyz love cup noodles dont cha. i mean take a look around ya. All u people fucking eat is noodles. i agree i always eat rice but wats the difference. But i gotta agree...noodlesonce in awhile is kida good. But wh is fucking yellow. i understand the whole asians being simpsons and all but why colour ur food yellow. its sick an its wrong. sumone should sue ur asses for it. but i hope not, cant live without em noodles
Skipping the whole noodle topic. One more thing i realy hate is ur dam fortuen cookies. i may look shyty but its the most accurate piece of cookie u will ever see. At first wen i saw what it said i was like. if that happen a pigeon would shyt on my windw. When i woke up in the mourning my indow was wite. I get irony but u simpsons crossed the line. i had to scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub. After fou fucking hours of scrubing, only half the window as clean. i haveno idea what the fuck the pigeons are eating now days. next thing u know they will be shyting atomic bombs the size of my turban.
Skipping the whole noodle topic. One more thing i realy hate is ur dam fortuen cookies. i may look shyty but its the most accurate piece of cookie u will ever see. At first wen i saw what it said i was like. if that happen a pigeon would shyt on my windw. When i woke up in the mourning my indow was wite. I get irony but u simpsons crossed the line. i had to scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub. After fou fucking hours of scrubing, only half the window as clean. i haveno idea what the fuck the pigeons are eating now days. next thing u know they will be shyting atomic bombs the size of my turban.
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