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Racism is a serious offence

2010-11-08T18:15:00.000-08:00

cannibal

2010-02-06T06:24:00.000-08:00

ever heard of jaws...yeah tghat same freakin picture directed by that chinese dude steven spillberg...there was a part 4:attack of the asian yellowed skinned cannibals.it was a big hit in france cause the idea of people eatin people started a new dish in france,chinese legs. no, not frog egs but chinese legs. there were other dishes as well, ice cold eyeball, sweet and sour turban, hot plate sonkok and yes the eva popular hitlers surprise.well the suprise wqas actually hes missin balls from world war two. But, lets go back 2 the main topic,cannibals, im starting to think that they are japanese, cause they got laods of things in common. both of them eat retarted stuff. japs eat shark fin whill they eat ur nutz. japs eat monkey brains while they put a straw in ur ear and think its a freakin slurpy. imagine their 7/11 slogan, ‘τ≡Émµ╕87èÖ7↔√òÇ↔$╜╚0ÉX╛↔ë'
dun get confused... its indian...jus pay sumone 5 bucks to translate. there are many famous people in tghe world that are cannibals are yet gay... bush, saddam ghiam,einstein,mcdonalds and yes tjhe famous russian ruler hitler. the nut ate his own 2 balls.
(C)opyrite swineflu
terms and conditions do not apply
batteries are included 50 cent each
each sold seperately
its not free. i would to thank our sponcers coke and nkf for making this post possible. remember to donate ur kidneys. a kidney a day keeps the terrorist away.

a couple of good links on youtube

2010-01-29T23:44:00.000-08:00

so as usual i go on the computer on sats and find some stupid shyt on youtube.heres a few reccomndations when u eva go utube.
peter chow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Wh3Cw32Ug
when u click on this video, look towards the right after watching, if ya like it there are some other vidoes he made, check them out as well.

bad romance parody, alrite this is the funniest shyt if i have
seen.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iESKGuXsVJE

alrite thats about it and enjoy.any of you french bastards have good vids jus tell me, on this blog its all about da stuff

(C)opyright singh

survival

2010-01-29T05:46:00.000-08:00

Alrite as we all know...u need 3 basic things to survive in this world...milo,shelter and chicken rice.Without this 3 things u cant even get up in the mourning and scold ur neighbour...FUCK U.
But thats life and basically survival.But seriously, dun scold ur neighbour, if his chinese he might just give u an oldfashioned kung fu kick up ur nose. muslims will hack u to death with their parangs and singhs might just feed u to death or choke u whicheva comes first. But, thats not the point. The point is survival, when theres a drought or famine, dun listen to the government and stay claim. CREATE PANIC...cause all thats done is allow them to relax. but if u panic than they will kanchiong and give u wat u desire faster.when u are stuck in the jungle with no one else and only a bottle of water, surrounded by tigers. u got two options, one become tiger food or kik tem in the noose and hope they kana nose block. run after that cause they mite kill ya. some people at this point might have to say"WTF, WAT HAS ALL THIS GOOTA DO WITH THE TOPIC"but remember gottein lost in a jungle is easy cause u neva know when u might lose ur compass. some people say follow ur instincts but dun bother, all that has done is feed hungry tigers and cannibals in the jungle. so for those of u who have jus read this post. u just wasted 3 minutes cause all of this is (C)opyright singh 1993 - untill i finnaly cant talkcock no more.

2012

2010-01-26T05:16:00.001-08:00

im sure all u bastrds have watch the movie by now.But what u do not know that its all fake. during 2012 all the planets wont aline, all the turbans will and at this point of time so much gee(butter) is created that it will flood the entire portion of india. once this happens the sun will ignite all the gee and boom instant campfie all over india.WIT THIS all the chinese in china will turn from a plae yellow colour to a tanned choa tah colour. and no, this is not because of global warmin but because of all the burning indians running around like idiots in a circle.once this happens so much smoke will be created that it will cover the entire atmosphere of earth.with this all the plants will die and with the decrease in indians and chinese population there will be a shrtage of gays and stupid idoits who not only started sars but use toilet paper and put paint in baby milk. now tats realy fuckin stupid. afterwhich bush will than try 2 stop the fire by fartin and as tyhe fire gets bigga he will jus call it another act of terrorism and move on.if u are wonderin wat happened 2 obama... he lost tghe elections against bush in 2011.so if u paid 10 dollars to watch the movie i go 5 words for ya. U HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF.by indians.

terms and conditions apply.everything u have jus read is classified information, shoot urself up[on reading and stop jumping off buldings. i hate red cement.
(C)copyright singh

mcdonaldys?

2009-12-16T05:24:00.000-08:00

INTRO
Imagine a hairy indian clown in a bikini with a nose more red than a potato and affro pink hair.a.k.a mcdonaldys. he is 8 foot long with a beird...two eyes, a nose, 3 eyebrows and ear hair.+ white face like as if a dozen pigeons shyt on his face. so this joker cooks foods, not sure if halal but yes the fish burger is off the hook.

FAQ
why u should not eat mcdonaldys?
(1)it gives u nose cram and sore eyes +balding
(2)its indian food and we all know that indian food makes u shyt fire
(3)it has tobbaco and nicotine and swine flu and sars and mad cow disease and pigeons poop and fresh rabbits and cow dunk and nosehair and chicken curry
(4)waiting time 2 short which means they anyhow fry ur food
(5)the menu sucks and the waitress all chinese
(6)the chili packet got anti christ synbol
(7) its indian food and not halal

why u should eat mcdonaldys?
(1)i have no idea cause it sucks but i still think that the fish burger is off the hook
TERNS AND CONDITION APPLY NO CHILI SAUCE INCLUDED EACH SOLD SEPERATELY. CHICKEN RICE IS GOOD.JESUS IS BLACK.CHINESE FOOD SHOULD BE HALAL.THE CHURCH LOOKS LIKE THE MOSQUE AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST FOR ALL OF NU THAT READ THIS MESSAGE SHOULD KNOW IT WAS ENDOURSED BY THE LATE SADDAM HUISSEIN'S SISTER UNCLES BROTHER NEPHEWS GIRLFRIENDS GAY BROTHA NIGGA FRIEND WHO IS HALAL.

the truth about asians

2009-08-09T06:43:00.000-07:00

yeah its true. i know ur fucking secret. u guyz love cup noodles dont cha. i mean take a look around ya. All u people fucking eat is noodles. i agree i always eat rice but wats the difference. But i gotta agree...noodlesonce in awhile is kida good. But wh is fucking yellow. i understand the whole asians being simpsons and all but why colour ur food yellow. its sick an its wrong. sumone should sue ur asses for it. but i hope not, cant live without em noodles

Skipping the whole noodle topic. One more thing i realy hate is ur dam fortuen cookies. i may look shyty but its the most accurate piece of cookie u will ever see. At first wen i saw what it said i was like. if that happen a pigeon would shyt on my windw. When i woke up in the mourning my indow was wite. I get irony but u simpsons crossed the line. i had to scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub. After fou fucking hours of scrubing, only half the window as clean. i haveno idea what the fuck the pigeons are eating now days. next thing u know they will be shyting atomic bombs the size of my turban.

frencn quiz

2009-08-08T06:07:00.000-07:00

its that time of the year again to ask urselfs...are u chinese...malay or jus plain french

(1)taju had x balls. he sold 40.756263275pct to his neighbour and bhought back 20pct of the balls from his uncle. On his way home from the shop he got ran over by a car and lost 40.932183187474737437241813273812873182784947328472894729pct of the ball.how many letters are there in tajus name,

(a)cow
(b)chessecake
(c)4
(d)none of the above
(e)i have no idea

(2)true or false, a pigeons shyt has the so much pision than 1 single drop can kill a dinosaur

(3)The atom bomb was created by who

(a) william hung
(b)muthu sami vishnu junior son of whong chi tan wey banzai father of takashimiya onikatawaiou(not a real person)

(c)goerge bush

(d) queen of siba

night of champions 2009

2009-08-08T06:06:00.001-07:00

http://www.movie-forumz.org/showthread.php?t=106399

big mamas

2009-08-07T05:02:00.000-07:00

Alrite its time we focus on da BIG picture...this week we bring u to south africa...home of the largest mamas u will ever find. Our fast mama weighing 350 pounds...she is big..she is fast and she just ate my pet squirrel...gib it up for !XOmama

Our next mama weighing 4000 pounds...she hails from the rain forrest in egypt...she loves grapes...she loves ponies...and she just sat down on ghiam...give it up for the queen of siba

the final mama...at a weight of 1 mole...she is found standing in iraq...the peacemake...the pope and now the winner of our contest...giv it our for the torch women...statue of liberty

WAIT HOLD EVERYTHING...WE JUST GOT OURSELVES A NEW WINNER...shes known as the big skin girl...we all call her macdonalds...weighing 150 pounds(including jewellery)give it up for gnohc(use mirror if u know wat i mean haha)

web linkz

2009-08-01T05:33:00.000-07:00

http://www.freefullmovies.net/movies/watch.harry.potter.and.the.half.blood.prince.movie.html

so i found this fucking we...not bad de...wat u do is downkload divx web player.this web u can get all the fucking movies u wan 2-3 weeks after realease.all is divx format so that means sumthin like dvd...da bad news is slow buffer...so if u wanna watch a movie...jus go this site, go under serch and type the movie u want.wait for buffer and than enjoy

harry potter half blood prince

2009-08-01T05:32:00.000-07:00

http://www.freefullmovies.net/movies/watch.harry.potter.and.the.half.blood.prince.movie.html

300.

2009-08-01T05:31:00.000-07:00

http://you.video.sina.com.cn/b/10953900-1342237005.html

fucking good quality
http://www.freefullmovies.net/movies/watch.300.movie.html

presidents of all time 2

2009-07-03T04:46:00.000-07:00

file://

presidents of all time

2009-07-03T04:39:00.000-07:00

ftp://

worst case scenario

2009-07-03T04:23:00.000-07:00

i think most of ya have watched the show... its bassically a show where they show u the worst outcomes like imagine this one. ur stuck in the middle of a forest...u got a knife,gun,frenchfries,underwear and goerge bush behind ya. u hav no idea where the fuck u are and ur friend thinks that the acorns that da squirrels are eating are weapons of mass destruction.this is the best part, u have a mobile phone but no battery. so bassically in other words ur fucked.

(2)u were playing ping pong...u accidentally hit the ball very hard and it hits a gangster head...7 people suddenly stand up...all got parang and all staring at u...all u got is a ping pong paddle, 2 dollars and a couple of cigarerres.ur friend ran away and the opnly people who can help u is the 70 year old shop ahma who cant even speak english.

solution
(1)follow goerge bush and hope u dun get shot by terrorists or dun follow him and try 2 survive

(2)ur screwed...no seriously

classics

2009-07-03T04:07:00.000-07:00

so i was like doing nothin on saturday as usual...and while eating the potato chips...suddenly had a flashback and kinda remembered some stuff... firstly i forgot ton hand in my homework...lost my history textbook and some oldskool stuff i found hillarious.check emm out

so imagine this scenenario...ur 40, ur married and now ur in da middle of ur house and there are two doors. in front of ya, theres ur dog who is barking his ass off and at da back u see ur wife barking alot. the question is which door to open. Go for the font one cause at least when the dog comes in he will stop barking.

the next one i found quit lame but u can exxpect much from ur seniors cant ya. there are two cats...both loved jumping down from high story buildings... one day one of em missed and broke his head.guess what the other cat said. if u cant guess this than seriously....let me assure u... i can garuntee u didnt see this coming. the other cat said "meow" cause cats cant talk english.

personal favourite. so one day a bunch of scientist wanted to test how mad some prisoners where...so they took three muther fuckers and place em in a room.they gave them each a marker and a key and told them that if u can leave the room u are free to go.afterwhich they locked the door and went to the other room toseee what happened. 2 of em when to the whiteboard and started drawing a door with a door knob...afterwhich they tried to open it. but the other jus sat ther and watched them and started laughing...thinking the guy wasnt mad they went to him and asked him why he was laughing. he replied...they are trying to open the door without the key. HAHA

gay eskimos

2009-07-03T04:04:00.000-07:00

well i am realy speechless...i thought i had seen everythin...pigeons pooping, chinesese , flying pigs. but u cant be to sure cause there will continously be things that will keep poping out. but seriously...i didnt expect this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We-r4TuYWAg

mr bean

2009-06-26T06:02:00.000-07:00

i have been tinking on many random things. one of them was "mr bean". i mean the dudes a nut. the only thing worse than a chinese mr bean would be a punjabi one. wearing a turban and all...dancing to sum shyty old school indian remix.if ya dun believe me.watch da video.

the following video has been rumoured to cause heart failure and even amnesia. so if u are under 5...please watch the video and please dun try this at home.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufHcKeTO6Pw

The l^fe of jesus

2009-06-25T06:48:00.000-07:00

jesus was a good man. he did some good things. but saving men wasnt a good one. he got hung on display on every church to save men and yet theres still war and TERRORISTs!!!.but u shoukd realy see what great tings this man has done. he bhrought the word joy to many. well if u tink he didnt than jus watch the dam video.once i again i would like to say that this video has been bhrought to u by our sponcers... coke" drink more of me and you will die of diebities"terms and condition applieS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLKk00OYKhU

worse presidents of all time

2009-06-22T04:26:00.000-07:00

whenever i ask this question to people...there is usually one name which comes out. goerge.w.bush. For our confused asian friends out ther... his da ex president of usa. A sadist of epic proportions. he caused many bush fires and yes...he attacked iraq for oil. the only weapons of mass destruction ther were the arabian women in bikinis. looking at his history...he has managed to survive a throwing shoe. i realy gotta admit, for a nut with no brains...hes got good feflexes.the video u are about to see.(taken from youtube) shows bush when his not working.what a fucking slacker

karate

2009-06-01T19:47:00.000-07:00

whuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh and WATAHHHHHHHHHHHH are the first things u hear from a chinaman as he fights in either kung fu or martial arts. im not sure if thats a battle cry or sumone jus hit em in da nutz. judging by da sound i would run away. u dun wanna mess with sumone who can make such sounds man. its freaky... and watz with da fucking karate belts. got brown black green pink. jus make rainbow one shot lar.u take 2 years to learn karate but yet all i hear is wuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

swordfish

2009-05-14T04:49:00.000-07:00

what da fuck is a swordfish?is it a fish or a sword?seriously... i hav no idea, must be da missing link of human evolution ...everybody knows we came from alliens.

i did some reserch on dat and came up wit some rather fascinating and retarded results.according 2 sum it was a fighting fish use in battle to kill many...forstly its a fucking fish,it cant fucking breathe on land, so how da fuck can it fight. pathetic...

da second guy said it was da evolved form of piranas...cant seem to see da link though. the only thing they hav in common is colour, sharpness and size.WTF

so instead of asking this retards ask urself, what da fuckis a sword fish? it may be a question answered neva to be answered except by discovery channel...

combination and seperations

2009-05-14T04:32:00.000-07:00

Seperations

merlion> fish + lion +pengiun
goldfish> gold + shark
asians> chinese
statueof liberty> man + women clothing
hotdog> dog(any breed) + extreme heat + buns +chilli or mustard or mayonese or milk
minotaur>no idea
punjap> punjabi + japanese

Combinations

osama + bush> war
dog + cat >sheep
ghiam + doris >undefined
shark + chinese>shark fin
niggas + falling down > nigeria falls
chicken + malay > halal
dog + cow + chihuahua + pork +rabbit> ur backyard

side effects of milo plus mayonese

2009-05-14T04:10:00.000-07:00

(1) vommit from backside
(2)stomach crams
(3)liver crams
(4)kidney failures
(5)blured vision
(6)wet dreams
(7)liking towards halal food
(8)hatred towards toilet paper
and
(9)exploding lanchio

untitled

2009-05-14T03:43:00.000-07:00

it was a bhright and sunny day.i was still sleeping.The birds were chirping and the pigeons were shyting.I was still sleeping.the weather was nice and the mourning air smelt like burning rubber.the dogs and cats were playing hide and seek and as i woke up, i ran 2 da toilet for some refresments...there was no breakfast and so i walked to changi to buy nasi lemak. it was a long walk. no rest stops. after 3 and a half hours of walking i was still at jurong...i was walking in circles as i was misled by da traffic lights.i got so bored i went home 2 sleep.the birds stoped chirping..yhink because they got bored... the after breeze smelt like shyt and da dogs had started pounding da cats. what a day it was.

monday blues

2009-04-27T04:21:00.000-07:00

HAVING DA MONDAY BLUES

irony in da making

2009-04-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

so i was jus doin my usual things on sundey till all of a sunday till i was told i needed a dam haircut....so i was like wtf(infrench). since i had nothin betta 2 dop i said how bad can it be till i became BOTAK...well half botak at least...so heres comes da irony STOP INSULTIN BALD PEOPLE...see wat i used 2 do was call some of the people i know DICKHEADS not knowing tat soon i would became like them...at least for 2 weeks till me hair comes back...nowdayz i hav certain nitemares...imagine u are in school and suddenly out of nowhere da teracher who u keep calling a dickhead suddenly pops out for under ur desk and GOES HAHA DICKHEAD!!!!

believe it or not

2009-04-05T05:39:00.000-07:00

(1) there was a story tat one mutha fucker ate 30 burgers in 5 minutes *cough* osama *cough*
(2) doris became mrs universe
(3) chan is gay
(4) o.m stands for official molester
(5) victor is michael jacksons half gay brother
(6) a tiger was once a pigeon
(7) the statue of liberty is actually a guy in a womes clothes
(8) pluto is bigger than mars
(9) sars stands for ''stop angry russian servants''
(10) bird flu was started by a fish
(11) the fastest animal on da world is a t rex
(12) bush stands for ''beat up saddam hussien''
(13) the 8th wonder of the world is the permuda triangle

we got some of our best people on da job and this is what they can tell u...they are the best in this field and wateva they say is very true indeed

(1)i dun believe leh
(2) believe
(3) he does like like one
(4) YES!!!!
(5) maybe in looks but not in terms of dancing
(6) yeah they are both cocks
(7) OMG!!!
(8) off course lar pluto is a planet leh mars is a dam chocolate
(9) i knew it
(10) it was started by a cat...everyone knows tat
(11) no.the nutz extinct
(12) oo yeash!!
(13) ahh no wonder alot of people died after seeing it
wow u guys realy suk at this...ur employer must hav either been drunk or he was fucking a sheep b4 he employed u

greek god

2009-04-05T05:31:00.001-07:00

firstly theres no suck thing as zues...he was just a myth...last time there was only one god
GEEVIS....many of u must be thinking who da fuck is geevis
Lets just say its meaning is abit to overwhelming...dude had 6arms...most nailed to a wooden plank... wat a god he was...he did many good things but he did one sin...he created osama and saddam huissein,
THese two gay mutha fuckers killed so many that if a fucking list was made it would be more than singapores population expiacially round the ''yellow skin'' population...

all info taken from wikipedia and abit from national libary

world peace

2009-03-26T05:22:00.000-07:00

so far i hav seen world piss but not world peace. there are many with different thinkinh not to forget da communists(goerge bush) and democratic (saddam huissein) .
i agree i not so good in history but saddam IS DEMOCRATIC

btw santa clause got shot buy a japanese soldier last march... remuors say he was a nine foot dickhead with muddy shoes.

world peace can happen when santa is dead...cause da dude was da first one 2 bring flying raindeer tecnolody to our world and hw broke world reccord for fattest transexual last year in early july whill eating 700 cows and 400 chickens in a day.

but thx 2 him there were nuclear missiles and more importantly...condoms... we shoukld realy cruse da guuy because tghat mutha fucker started missle tech but his already dead.

and i hav heard recent rumours da mulan is GAY

French Quiz 3

2009-03-11T23:06:00.000-07:00

french quiz 3

Who is da president of france

(a)Adolph Blaine Charles Daivid Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quiney Randolph Sherman Uncas William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior.
(b)gopala sami siva sundram son of sanjay mitsubishi grandfather of gandhi takashimaya mahatma industries wife of curry chiken lakshimi inventor of chao chee bye pte ltd cousin of pigoen singh of the united federal airlines.
(c) your mama
(d) nicholas sarkozy
(e) queen of siba
or
(f) none of the above

poem section (1)

2009-03-06T03:58:00.000-08:00

alrite mutha fuckers da day has come 2 test ur poem writing skillz:

i look like simpson
my name is vincent

im neither a friend
nor a foe
jus a boy in his fathers clothes

i stood there in shock
still eating pork
i had no fork
and i saw her in her frock

her eyes so beautiful
her lips so soft
her smile so seductive
her face so pure

By:MsK_DaOneAnDOnLi

6/3/09

2009-03-06T03:19:00.000-08:00

2day was fun lar huh. we ran our asses off at cross country.i am fucking out of shape. many thought i would die halfway but .HA...MADE IT MUTHA FUCKERS...IN UR FACE!!!

Prizw givin was a bitch. nodody was listening and yet the kept goin on and on. tape recorder also lose . when we were dismmised i had a strong feelin of running but i thought 2 myself... dun push it 2 far...cause in cross country i fall down all will come...highway i drop i only will get tiremarks on me nutz . so i got so fucking bored i took da train. it was one hell of a short trip. when i went home i Straight away ran around me room(3m radius) 3 timez count sheep/chio bu and drop dead on da bed...

BTW THE 100 PLUS IS EXPIRED

btw dun drink da 100 plus i heard expired.

the truth bout mans best friend

2009-03-05T05:50:00.000-08:00

WHO DA FUCK SAID MANS BEST FREIND IS A DOG...U DUN SEE A FRENCH POODLE AND A MEN 2GETHER DO YOU? (maybe in movies) But in Reality mens best friend is no dog...its da opposite...i hav done some shyty reserch and hav came up with some good stuff...according 2 our forefather mens best friend was japanese women..and yes i comepletely agree

but recently theres been a increase raping in other kinds of women(mondayz) and some other species...so after doing some algebra 2gether with some trial and error i think i may hav jus unlocked humanities biggest secret....THE TRUE BEST FRIEND OF MAN!!!
heres a hint its shiny...its blinds u wit an enormous beam of light...its comes in all shapes and colurs AND ITS PORTABLE(terms and conditions apply)

so is it

(A)dog
(B)doris ho
(c) mrs clause
(d)queen of london
(e)queen of iba
(f)queen of bitches or
(g)Pussy

AnSwErS CoMing SooN IN 2100b.c. and yes tamil tigers are not dead

the issue of fuck?

2009-03-05T05:28:00.000-08:00

i heard some remours...people keep asking me why i like saying fuck...
Its my favourite word and what da fuck is da meaning of fuck? if u dunno eithe u fucking stupid or not paying attension in school cause by now u should know already lah...once in a wjole jus visit pornhub.com that place got complete tutorial.

for that 10percent who still confused...mostly my asians friends.. so ill jus go slow...When u fuck u shove dat 10 inches lolipop inside ur sister cheebye and move front and back like doin mourning yoga...if u dunno what is oga go jump down now( with parachute) u know what they say. safety first.

5/3/09

2009-03-05T05:15:00.000-08:00

InCase u mutha fukcer dunno...2day sukcd got busted/fucked 3 timez straight ion a row ...first physics than chem followed by in tution...what a orgy

i heard remours of caktus fong...no idea who da fuck he is. Heard he was a french chinese kung fu master with 7 dicks and a ponytail made from the finest pussy hair in france
got 56pct for scince...lets hope i stop screwing up. kk ima out for da day...alwayz remember 2 use condom b4 u fuck and dun trust fortune tellers in blue who have flue or like sniffing glue cause they suck at poem...i went 2 this fortune teller recently at the pacific mall...fucker neva gave me a discount and on his wall he wrote

Her eyes so beautiful
Her lips so small
her smile so seductive
Her Boobs so small

after looking at his wifei was like OO YESSSSS!! what a perfect discription

IM BACK

2009-03-05T04:58:00.000-08:00

so i may hav been abit inactive...no worries..FRENCH BASTARDS BACK...life beens great with da fucking o levels fucking me in da asshole evryday...either than dat considered quite swee
BTW TAMIL TIGERS ARE NOT DEAD...I REPEAT THEY ARE NOT DEAD...GOT 2 MORE LEFT IN BOONLAY!!!!MONDAYZ!!!fav day of da week.

NEXT WEEK GOT QUIZ BE PREPARED ALL U FRENCH MUTHA FUCKERS...DO UR RESERCH AND JUS PRAY...tat u ge it correct OR ELSE MAY UR BALLZ HAV FUNGUS!!!

Me Life 26/7/08

2008-07-25T05:49:00.000-07:00

25/7/08
2day was fun,,,,woke up at six because of me FUCKINg alarm clock got ready and went 2 schoool by cab...lessons were quite boring except during hongs lesson...the cluck sound sounded like hitting a womens nice fine ass at a precise power causing there 2 be a CLUCK. After tat was the fucking free preriod where i tried 2 sleep...libary should be easy 2 sllep because its quiet BUT BOON LAY LIBARY so fucking noisy...like a fucking opera...all talk vry load after tat mdm ju comes in with a fucking high pitched opera...all quiet for 5 min and start again...HOW 2 SLEEP...so i did wat i did best...read books and revised for an hour(fell asleep after 2 mins)...After finishing me revision i went for FUCKFACE LESSon whom was sobbing for here frandfathers shit DA TITANIC...could see her crying for da 45 degree angle...looked like pcc but who cares...RECESSSSSS WAS FUN...EAT WALK 2 LIBARY AND BY DA TIME I REACH LIBARY RECESS FINISH...good times come once in a while...so during those times remember 2 bring a camera or jus steakl ur friend one....MOST 2 MOSTN U GO JAIL ONLY WAT

DA FRENCH QUIZ PART 2

2008-07-25T03:42:00.000-07:00

FRENCH QUIZ
U MOTHU FUCKERS GOT 2 HOURS
BROUGHT 2 U BY MCDONALDS(ITS FINGER FUCKING GOOD)

(1) what are you?(answer properly)
(a)french
(b)chinese
(c)malay

(2)Wat is your favourite food
(a) french fries
(b) french
(c) fries

(3) what would u do if u see 10000000 dollar chekqe on da floor?
(a)keep inside ur pocket and than go french bank and withdraw
(b)buy ciggarettes or vodca
(c)go tell police

(4)What will u do if u see a old lady in the bus with alot of bags
(A)just sit down and laugh
(b)take da bags and run
(c)take the bags kik her and run

(5)what do u do if a bird poop on ur shoulder
(a)try and make a french flag
(b)use as mayonese
(c)shoot down da bird

all A-------->U ARE A TRUE FRENCH
ALL B-------->fucking useless son of a bitch
All c---------------->I DON KNOW LAH

LAST QUESTION...WHAT DO U DO IN CASE OF TSUNAMI

I AM BACK

2008-07-23T02:06:00.000-07:00

BONJOUR 2 ALL U FRENCH MOTHER FUCKERS

ITS been over a decade or maybe a uyear since i last entered this blog...but lets fuck the past andfocus on da future which is me DA FRENCH MASTER,...to all of u fuck off and hav fun

2007-08-28T20:23:00.000-07:00

ARE U ALERGIC TO SHELLFISH?
MANY PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE BUT WHAT THE HELL DO U THINK EVEN IS A SHELL FISH.........ITS GARUNTEED NOT SELFISH IF THATS WHAT U THIBK
SHELLFISH IS A FISH WHO HAS A SHELL.....COMMONLY FOUND WHEN A CLAMP FUCKS A FISH........
SO DO ME A FAVOR AND ASK URSELF WEATHER U ALERGIC TO SHELLFISH......TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.

SO IF U ARE ALERGIOC RO SHELLFISH THE CHANCES OF U FUCKING A GIRL BY THE AGE OF 21 ARE SLIMER THAN U THOUGHT BUT U ARE NOT ALERGIC TO SHELLFISH THAN U HAVE A BETTER CHANCE THAN U THOUGHT...NOW QUESTIONS ON HOW U CAN CHECK WEATHER U ARE ALERGIC TO SHEELFISH...FIRST TRY SMELLING A CHIWAVAS NUTS....IF IT SMELLS LIKE DURIANS THAN U ARE NOT ALERGIC TO SHELLFISH BUT IF IT SMELLS LIKE A CHIWAVA THAN I SUGGEST U BUT OUR ANTI-AREUALERGICTOSHELLFISH PERFUME AT 19.95 EACH SOLD SEPERATELY...THECHIWAVA SOLD AT $666 THANK YOU FOR UR COPERATION

DaTest

2007-08-25T04:01:00.000-07:00

If u think u are french enough answer da questions

(1)Are u a french?
(a)YES
(b)No
(c)Dunno

(2)Do u like mcdonalds?
(a)Yes
(b)No
(c)dunno

(3)Do u like the french?
(a)YES
(b)NO
(c)Dunno

Ans:All a(French b-sturd/b!tch}
All b(French kanina)
All c(U ARE NOT A FRENCH)
A,B,C(I DUNT CARE)

THANK TOU FOR YOUR COPERATION MAY DA FRENCH BE WITH U.